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Opus's Proposed Cabinet

If I am elected governor, I'll put the following felines into office.  Note: I am the ONLY candidate who has already announced their cabinet. I challenge the other candidates to do the same!

Lt. Governor - For Lt. Governor I would appoint the Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland.  The Cheshire cat is a little insane and he is very good at disappearing.  And that is what we need for Lt. Governor, someone who can just disappear!

Secretary of State - For Secretary of State I would appoint Duchess from the Aristrocats.  Duchess is a nice motherly figure that will serve the people of CA well.  A good secretary of state needs to, among other things, oversee the elections and deal with chartering corporations.  Duchess is a cat with high moral fiber and will server the people of CA well.

Attorney General - For Attorney General I will appoint Mr. Bigglesworth from the Austin Powers series.  As you all know, Mr. Bigglesworth is the pet of Dr. Evil.  Dr. Evil has helped mold Mr. Bigglesworth into a strict disciplinarian.  Therefore, Mr. Bigglesworth is a perfect candidate for attorney general.

State Treasurer - For State Treasurer I will appoint Garfield the Cat.  Garfield is a fat cat, like me, so I think he would do a wonderful job of watching over the state's resources.

State Controller - For State Controller I will appoint Felix the Cat.  We all know the horrific mess with the California State Budget.  California needs someone who "has a bag of tricks".  Therefore Felix will be our State Controller.

State Superintendent of Public Instruction - For Superintendent of Public Instruction I will appoint the Cat in the Hat.  This is a very important position and the candidate will have to be real sneaky to negotiate with the education unions and the right wing private school faction.   I'm confident that the Cat in the Hat can pull it off.

Insurance Commissioner - For Insurance Commissioner I will appoint Top Cat or maybe Fritz the Cat.  The insurance commissioner has to deal with those slimy insurance companies so why not appoint a slimy cat to work with them?

Board of Equalization - For Board of Equalization I will appoint Puss n Boots.  Puss n Boots is a very cleaver and tricky cat and that is what we will need to insure our property taxes aren't raised by the "fat cats" in Sacramento.