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Hello fellow Californians,

I, Opus T. Cat, have decided to run for Governor of California due to the overwhelming urging of my family and friends.  Even though I sleep 20 hours a day, I can't help but feel sorry for you poor people living in California.  As a cat, I expect a nice cool place to sleep in the summer, and the power outages in CA have been a real inconvenience to my slumbers.  The state of California is over 38 billion dollars in debt and everyday businesses are leaving the state.  The cats of California depend on happy servants, they like to call themselves "owners", which is why I feel I must run for office and clean up the mess!

Please take a look at my Platform.  I am not beholden to any human special interest groups!  It is about time California makes a change in direction.  A change for the better.  A change for our future!

Sincerely,

Opus T. Cat

 

 

 


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